You know what's a bigger turn on than a handsome man who's naked? It's a handsome man who dresses well.
I am a severely diseased person. I have the klutz, the excessively-abusive disorder and the staring-at-men's-backside syndrome.
Broke two of my rules at once. The first being, "Never drink when you're sad." The second, "Never drink alone." Ah, well... Tough love.
Time doesn't heal wounds. It just teaches you how to make peace with your grief.
Poetry is the most effective form of flattery, in my opinion.
Moving on is harder when you know the other person has.
Life is but a pathetic excuse to breathe.