Friday, 22 March 2013


You know what's a bigger turn on than a handsome man who's naked? It's a handsome man who dresses well.

Thursday, 14 March 2013

I am a severely diseased person. I have the klutz, the excessively-abusive disorder and the staring-at-men's-backside syndrome.

Sunday, 10 March 2013

Broke two of my rules at once. The first being, "Never drink when you're sad." The second, "Never drink alone." Ah, well... Tough love.

Friday, 8 March 2013

Time doesn't heal wounds. It just teaches you how to make peace with your grief.

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Poetry is the most effective form of flattery, in my opinion.

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Tuesday, 5 March 2013